Cody: Long over-due Update

Unfortunately, this blogs gets a lot less attention from me than it deserves and I'm hoping I'll be able to change that soon.
Updates on my life:
1.Quit McDonalds in favor of detailing cars (Fuck YEAH!)
2.Schools almost done (this semester = epic phailure)
3.My car dropped about 2.5 inches in height :)
4.I've decided to change my major from English to Computers.
5.I got cock-blocked by God.

I want to extrapolate on that last one there ^^
There's this absolutely gorgeous girl who works at my bank and every time I go in there and see her, massive flirting and joking around ensues. I'd been working up the courage to ask her out for a few weeks (yes, she's just that hot) and finally on Thursday last week I did. Here's how the conversation pretty much went:
Me: Last time you helped me, my cash came out in all one-dollar bills.
Her: (Flirty) Oh, Did I do that? (twirling hair in finger)
Me: Yeah, not cool.
Her: Were you mad at me?
Me: I'm not gonna lie, a little bit haha
Her: (FLIRTY) Will you forgive me?
Me: I'll forgive you if you let me buy you a cup of coffee...
Her: I can't
Me: Why not?
Her: I'll get in trouble with my school...
Me: Where do you go, Nazi Germany? lol
Her: I'm not allowed to be off-campus with a guy, I go to West Coast Baptist College.
Me: Oh damn. See ya later then.

The moment those words rolled off her tongue, my heart just dropped. West Coast Baptist College is a Bible College attached to one of the biggest and richest Baptist Churches in California. It's about a sneeze and a fart away from a cult.
Women should wear ankle-length dresses and walk behind their men, not next to them - that sort of thing. Psychos. So in essence, God himself extended his mighty invisible hand to make my actions and temporary courage completely and utterly futile. Stupid God, always messing things up.